Are any of my friends playing HIH?

I’m hearing that a lot of the classes grade REALLY REALLY REALLY harsh for essays and I think for non-timed essays it’d be good to have a proof-reading partner who is as dedicated to this shit as I am right now. We could really help each other out with that. I’m also looking for study partners/discussion partners. No one in my classes is using the discussion board and none of my friends are Slytherin so setting up our own dorm is out too. So I’m looking to maybe establish someone here that is already a follower of mine?

revereche:

mantisbutts:

reapergrellsutcliff:

Fashions of the Future as Imagined in 1893

Illustrations from “Future Dictates of Fashion” by W. Cade Gall that was published in the January 1893 issue of The Strand magazine.

At first I thought this was some “fashion of witches and wizards through the ages” type thing but nah everyone is supposed to dress like this. I wish everyone dressed like this. 

nailed it

carojararo:

rounding:

penisvvrinkle:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

risaellen:

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:
women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die
A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head
the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 
But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.





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carojararo:

rounding:

penisvvrinkle:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

risaellen:

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

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jivskey:

Mr. Wiggles, the baby Cockatrice :3

OMFG MY BABY HAS COME TO LIFE! :DDDDDD TY Stevey!!!!!!

jivskey:

Mr. Wiggles, the baby Cockatrice :3

OMFG MY BABY HAS COME TO LIFE! :DDDDDD TY Stevey!!!!!!

alticamelus:

waltdisneyconfessions:

"As somebody who’s suffered with depression, isolation and abuse since childhood, I felt like I should’ve been able to relate to Elsa a lot, but I actually find it very difficult to. Mostly because I really want to see more of Elsa’s personality, besides her depression and anxiety. I think they should’ve given her some kind of hobby so that we know how she coped with being alone for all those years, and so we could get more of an insight into who she is. Besides the anxiety."

My major issue with Elsa: her character is repeatedly thrown in your face as only anxiety, depression, and isolation. A character like this deserves to have a well-rounded personality because mental disorders cannot and should not serve as placeholders for personalities.edit for reference: before anyone jumps on my case, I’ve suffered from these things for years. but I like things, and those things are a part of me, like sailor moon and the 1950’s and painting and sleeping and baking pies.

alticamelus:

waltdisneyconfessions:

"As somebody who’s suffered with depression, isolation and abuse since childhood, I felt like I should’ve been able to relate to Elsa a lot, but I actually find it very difficult to. Mostly because I really want to see more of Elsa’s personality, besides her depression and anxiety. I think they should’ve given her some kind of hobby so that we know how she coped with being alone for all those years, and so we could get more of an insight into who she is. Besides the anxiety."

My major issue with Elsa: her character is repeatedly thrown in your face as only anxiety, depression, and isolation. A character like this deserves to have a well-rounded personality because mental disorders cannot and should not serve as placeholders for personalities.

edit for reference: before anyone jumps on my case, I’ve suffered from these things for years. but I like things, and those things are a part of me, like sailor moon and the 1950’s and painting and sleeping and baking pies.

I've had too much coffee.

S: it was a nice light purple too, not distractingly bright lol
C: I prefer in your face colors
S: I like looking at them, but I dont think they work well on me
C: they don't work well on me either but I say fuck it and do it anywayhell i cover my hair in public and I STILL dye itfuck what anyone thinks and sees or doesn't see
C: do it for you if you want to do it
C: you need a purple moustache
C: omgyesyesyes
C: yes
C: yes
C: yes
C: yes
C: yes
C: steve
C: yes
C: do that
C: please
C: purple facial hair
S: But I dont have any facial hair now lol
C: THEN GROW IT OUT
C: STEVE
C: OMG
S: and that would require bleaching facial hair which is an absolutely horrible idea lol
C: pfft, I bleach my pubic hair reuglarly to dye it obnoxious colors
C: do you know what that feels like?
C: IT BURNS
C: but it's worth it
S: but bleaching facial hair would like require not breathing for a while unless you want to inhale all the fumes lol
C: it's not that toxic
S: maybe if I feel like growing facial hair out again sometime Ill do it
C: and you can cover the bleaching parts with plastic wrapor get bleach made for facial hair
C: you look sexy with facial hair though!!!!
S: If Im not mistaken, you told me I look like a gay biker with facial hair lol
C: you do
C: but it works
S: haha
S: Ive preferred looking cute recently so ive had a lack of facial hair
C: you can look cute with facial hair too
C: in something pink and girly with purple facial haiI would just
C: it's like
C: the greatest thing in the history of ever
C: right below online hogwarts and right above sexless relationships
C: IWTH LITTLE BOWS
C: OMG
C: YOU NEED LITTLE BOWSIN THE FACIAL HAIR
S: I dont think I would feel cute lol
My graduating class: We're expecting our second child!
My graduating class: I got got a big promotion at work!
My graduating class: Here are my wedding photos!
Me: ...I'm writing a history essay for a fake online school based on a fictional book.

soloontherocks:

neoliberalismkills:

angeloatemychickenwings:

product-of-a—horror-film:

okay I always see the popular pictures and gifs of him being a badass but seeing him in his natural habitat is awesome as heck

HE LOOKS SO CUTE IN GLASSES

skeleton guy wears glasses

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the-jing:

Me on Tumblr

zodiacsociety:

ZODIAC SIGNS AND THEIR WEAKNESS.
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Zodiac Signs When Angry! 
Zodiac Signs As Ice Cream Flavours!
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Career Ideas For Your Zodiac Sign

zodiacsociety: