HOLD UP AND LEMME EXPLAIN YOU A THING

almightyhail:

I know there’s been an image floating around of Freddy having “teeth” and this is some freaky stuff to see. But what you see can be deceiving (especially in this game) and I felt obligated to make sure the teeth were actually teeth.
Here is the image showing Freddy’s ‘teeth’
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((Smile for the camera!))

Those look like fangs, don’t they? Relax…our scary friend is not a vampire. I did some nerdy stuff investigating, and found out what those ‘teeth’ actually are. They’re the crossbeams that hold up his head and give it movement.

Here are examples of Freddy’s endoskeleton.
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((Terminator’s distant cousin, Skinny Willy.))

Not a pretty sight, I know. Those eyes are pretty freaky. But that’s not what we’re looking at. Let me zoom in a little and highlight five important details to you.

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((The bare bones of the problem.))

What’s highlighted here are five crossbeams. The green and purple ones hold up the head, while the blue and red ones give the head motion. The white bar holds up all of it. Think of it like your own neck. There’s your collarbone (the white bar), the neck bones (red and blue bars) and the muscles to either side of your neck that hold your neck up (the green and purple bars). Just like in the human body, these five bars operate to give Freddy’s head support and motion.
Now pay attention to the colors, and look at these images. These are taken from the original gif that the top/first picture was taken from.
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((Camera flashed.))

As you can see, the ‘teeth’ are actually the red and blue crossbeams tilting in the light. They reach all the way to the top of his upper jaw to provide movement (thus he is able to bend his head back). The white crossbeam holds that big brown head onto his shoulders.
((In my personal opinion, I think the ‘second pair of teeth’ on Chica are actually the hinge joints that make her beak open and close, but that’s just me.))

Now that all of that has been explained, let’s look at the gif this came from.
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((Slowed down = less scary))

And now, with the added highlights to the crossbeams.
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((The magic of editing programs, everybody.))

In conclusion, Freddy bear does not have fangs, but lots of crossbeams and metal in that giant head. No fangs. C: (Doesn’t make him any safer though, sorry.)

((THIS IS STILL OPEN TO SPECULATION. IF YOU DISAGREE AND WOULD LIKE TO ADD YOUR OWN ARGUMENT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY FREE TO DO SO!))

That’s all I had to say, keep calm, carry on. C:

obsessedweirdo:

chica is the ultimate cutie

obsessedweirdo:

chica is the ultimate cutie

dadjokesupreme:

my favorite “Five Nights At Freddy’s” steam review

dadjokesupreme:

my favorite “Five Nights At Freddy’s” steam review

artcelerate:

I don’t draw Chica very much, so here are some randomeer drawings. :V

artcelerate:

I don’t draw Chica very much, so here are some randomeer drawings. :V

FNAF Devs: *Creates horrifying animatronic characters who are very clearly trying to kill you.*
FNAF Fandom: OMG WHAT INNOCENT BABBIES HOW COULD YOU HATE THESE CUTIES????
FNAF Fandom: LETS MAKE PORN OF THE ANIMATRONICS
FNAF Fandom: LETS MAKE CUTSIE PICTURES OF THE HAPPY THINGS
FNAF Devs: what the fuck have we done
i-am-secretly-birdman:

stop leaving pizza everywhere chica 

i-am-secretly-birdman:

stop leaving pizza everywhere chica 

willmelon:

five nights at freddy’s porn is getting pretty weird

willmelon:

five nights at freddy’s porn is getting pretty weird

thejudge:

just a small preview, yeah I’m still working on HOME.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

thejudge:

just a small preview, yeah I’m still working on HOME.

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Me: Jaimie! Get back in this apartment right now.
Maria: *speaking as Jaimie* No, mama! No! I'm a strong independent puppy who don't need no mama!

Going to finally get my alcoholism under control.

Me: It'll be nice having you so close by :B
Maria: Yep. I'm going to hold on your cigarettes. And your alcohol. You have to come through me for everything so I can ration you.
Me: <> That's the palest thing I've ever heard.